Here's just a quick early season award post to celebrate the early round fantasy sluggers that have yet to leave the yard. For their troubles at the plate, they receive one Derp Face courtesy of Matt Carpenter.
Andrew McCutchen (Cut your damn hair!)
Robinson Cano (Misses the short porch in right already)
Adrian Beltre (Injured)
Edwin Encarnacion (Might as well call him Ed-lose Encarnacion, right?)
Dustin Pedrioa (Wrist injury could mean very few homers this year. Shouldn't be on this "slugger" list to begin with but he is because I hate the Red Sox)
Andrew McCutchen (Cut your damn hair!)
Robinson Cano (Misses the short porch in right already)
Adrian Beltre (Injured)
Edwin Encarnacion (Might as well call him Ed-lose Encarnacion, right?)
Dustin Pedrioa (Wrist injury could mean very few homers this year. Shouldn't be on this "slugger" list to begin with but he is because I hate the Red Sox)