Here are some of the all time Shocker stats for you. Most of these are presented without comment but just try to insert the commish's silky smooth voice in your head as you scan these stats.
Here's just a graph to visually show you the range of wins we've had over the years. Downs is always in the same 8-9 spot in the standings and you can see it's because he wins the same amount of games every season. Laser is on the other end of the spectrum as he started hot in this league but has faded quickly with some low win totals lately. Meyer has won the most regular season games in our league's history as you can see with the little "x" up top but that was before we went to a two week playoff matchup so Meyer had an extra three weeks to rack up some wins compared to our current schedule. The line that separates the orange half from the blue half represents the median amount of wins associated with your team.