Here's some half-assed observations about our league.
- The Peppel’s have put together the league’s best team and deserve to win regular season money no matter how few points have been scored against them. They have gotten the least amount of points from their D/ST and the 2nd least points from their kicker this year which means this team could get even better but it might also be the reason these guys get bounced early. Getting -9 from the D and kicker like they did this week cost them a chance to pop some regular season title champagne in week 11.
- As soon as we’re ready to welcome a fringe fantasy QB into the D12 owner's circle of trust, he puts together back-to-back diarrhea games like David Carr just did.
- It says something about Zach’s roster that he’s had to input Dexter McCluster into the starting lineup lately at the RB and WR positions. McCluster is a fantasy football futon. Yes, he’s versatile and can transform into multiple positions but it’s embarrassing to admit that you still use one and it’s never a comfortable experience when you need it.
- Trying to tackle either of Jordan's quarterbacks is like trying to hug a building.
- If J.P. is going to win another D12 t-shirt he’s going to have to go to the dollar store to get the materials. Nobody has done more with less than diZerega has in our league so he’ll probably take this crumbling roster and win D12's best dressed competition again wearing a poncho, cutoff jeans shorts, and a pair of British Knights.
- Chris had to get a win this week to put him back on more solid playoff footing. A huge fantasy day from Rodgers, Jones, and Crosby will allow Chris a little breathing room for the next two weeks. I do like James Jones just casually rocking the Packers hoodie on Sunday like he got together with 7 friends to play two-below at Prospect Park.
- You might call Meyer’s 59.9-58.9 win over Zach a lucky one but Meyer would be quick to remind you he’s still due for some additional luck based on the injuries and opponents he’s been up against lately.
- Blake Bortles; not quite ready for prime time. The Jags dumb “color rush” jerseys looked like a morning piss after a long night of drinking, which is about how Bortles has looked ever since Fanning made him his weekly starter.
- Petty’s team has gone from rags to riches to rags again and if Marshawn Lynch doesn’t start doing some seven minute abs, his season and Petty’s will probably end prematurely.
- It’s not fun when your fantasy QB plays on a team comprised of fragile butterflies with Parkinson’s. I’ve watched more San Diego Chargers football than anyone in the city of San Diego has and it’s been a rough ride. Hard to feel any sympathy for Rivers but man oh man is he the only one that looks remotely good at football on that entire team.
- Thanks to some great fantasy footballing, David is now out of the basement. This means he might not be the Dick Dickling Cock Jockeys next year and instead might go with the Choad Chugging Sperm Swallowers
- I think Dan and Corey would rather watch an Avs game than their fantasy football team and watching the Avs is like watching us play NHL 2001 blacked out at 4:00 in the AM.